The cookies are sweet. The fortunes are salty. Outrageously Funny - 12 sinfully delicious fortune cookies, each with its own hilarious and slightly twisted message. No promises of riches, romance or adventure here -- just gloomy and outrageous predictions that will leave everyone laughing. Not For the Faint of Heart The Dirty Dozen isnt for everyone. But if you know someone with questionable taste, these are perfect.. Vegan Friendly Not like those other fortune cookies that are full of meat.. A great icebreaker at parties.. Makes a great stocking stuffer. FAST SHIPPING - All orders ship within 24 hours, and that's no joke..

The Worlds First Dodgeball Card Game - Collect matching sets of cards faster than your opponents while simultaneously ducking, dodging and throwing squishy airborne burritos.. A Game by Exploding Kittens - Creators of award-winning, hilarious and entertaining games that adults, teens and kids will all enjoy. A Simple and Easy Game for Kids and Adults - Clear some space and put away the antiques, because you've never played a party game quite like this. The cards you collect earn you points, but you lose points when you get hit by squishy burritos.. Collect Cards. Play Your Hand. Throw Things at Your Friends - Look no further for picnic games, camping games or travel games that will get you launching burritos at your friends and family.. 15 Minutes to Play, 2-6 Players, Ages 7 - Includes 120 cards, 7 tokens and 2 adorable foam burritos soft enough to throw at your Great-Auntie Marlene..

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Not Safe For Work FORTUNE COOKIES- These cookies are not safe for work fortunes They include language and descriptions that are not appropriate for anyone, but certainly not children under the age of 18. FUNNY FORTUNE COOKIES- These cookies, while offensive, are hilarious You will be laughing as your friends and family open these wildly offensive fortunes that will be sure to shock, offend, and amuse The perfect fortune cookie for your next party. LARGE PACKAGE OF MISFORTUNE COOKIES- These cookies could best be described as misfortunes Many ridicule and offend, while all are designed ot get a laugh These cookies come in a convenient bulk 19 pack, with a bonus blank cookie, which can be used to designate the ultimate loser in your group. QUALITY GUARANTEED- This product comes with the American Heritage Industries guarantee If you have any issues at all, we will gladly refund your order We can also setup custom orders of offensive fortunes for your office party.

The cookies are as black as the humor, but there is nothing macabre about the sweet taste. But be careful, they bite back.. Each cookie contains a different ominous misfortune. With a diverse range of prophecies, foresee your future with brutal honesty.. Pechkeks are vegan friendly and contain no artificial additives. But thats where the niceties end.. Set a celebratory mood with a dose of pessimism. A great party starter for birthdays, halloween or even weddings.. Made with darkness and misfortune in Germany. Every cookie is individually wrapped and comes in a artistic gift box..

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